PATTERNS IN THE SYSTEM! DOCS SAY: EXPOSE TOTS TO PUZZLES FOR MAX BRAIN GROW! BUT WHAT IS LIFE, EXCEPT A PUZZLE? ARE ALL DETAILS METICULOUSLY CHOSEN BY A CREATOR, OR DO OUR COMPLEX MINDS SEIZE ON COINCIDENCE IN AN UNCARING WORLD TO CONVINCE US OF MEANING? “I DON’T CARE” SEZ JUDO JACKIE

PATTERNS IN THE SYSTEM! DOCS SAY: EXPOSE TOTS TO PUZZLES FOR MAX BRAIN GROW! BUT WHAT IS LIFE, EXCEPT A PUZZLE? ARE ALL DETAILS METICULOUSLY CHOSEN BY A CREATOR, OR DO OUR COMPLEX MINDS SEIZE ON COINCIDENCE IN AN UNCARING WORLD TO CONVINCE US OF MEANING? “I DON’T CARE” SEZ JUDO JACKIE

G0G0G0? NO NO NO! INTERNATIONAL REGULATOR COUNCIL ANNOUNCES SETBACKS IN EXOTIC PAPERWORK STABILIZATION EFFORTS, SO-CALLED “GOD FORM” REMAINS OUT OF REACH FOR NOW. HELSINKI ROCKED BY SHY PROTESTORS WHO AVOID EYE CONTACT AT ALL COSTS

G0G0G0? NO NO NO! INTERNATIONAL REGULATOR COUNCIL ANNOUNCES SETBACKS IN EXOTIC PAPERWORK STABILIZATION EFFORTS, SO-CALLED “GOD FORM” REMAINS OUT OF REACH FOR NOW. HELSINKI ROCKED BY SHY PROTESTORS WHO AVOID EYE CONTACT AT ALL COSTS

BEAR INTERNAL LEAK REVEALS JUDO JACKIE’S PERSONAL PARANOIA! RAVING MAD BANKER POURS BILLIONS INTO FICTIONAL PLANETARY AILMENT. “THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR GLOBAL WARMING, IT’S JUST A RIFF ON THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE THAT WILL BECOME AN IMPORTANT SECONDARY ELEMENT THAT CONTRIBUTES TO JACKIE’S FEARS OF FAILURE,” SAY TWO UNRELATED BYSTANDERS

BEAR INTERNAL LEAK REVEALS JUDO JACKIE’S PERSONAL PARANOIA! RAVING MAD BANKER POURS BILLIONS INTO FICTIONAL PLANETARY AILMENT. “THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR GLOBAL WARMING, IT’S JUST A RIFF ON THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE THAT WILL BECOME AN IMPORTANT SECONDARY ELEMENT THAT CONTRIBUTES TO JACKIE’S FEARS OF FAILURE,” SAY TWO UNRELATED BYSTANDERS